she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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