It's just like the Real World with babies
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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