My sheets look like a crime scene.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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