i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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