i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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