Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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