have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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