No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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