Me too!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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