Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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