You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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