your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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