We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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