I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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