yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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