omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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