eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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