I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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