Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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