i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
