Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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