at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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