There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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