My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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