i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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