U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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