I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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