that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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