I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
