I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
