That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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