I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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