if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am in a vortex of obligation.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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