They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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