She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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