please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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