Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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