now i know why i became what i already was.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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