why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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