Where is the hickey?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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