Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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