i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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