woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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