Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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