She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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