I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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