She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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