Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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