Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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