Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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