That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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