Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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