I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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