Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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