Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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